I was browsing through my Jack Handey books the other day and came across one of my all time favorites:
When you're ten years old and car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.
I also found a new favorite:
When we would go for a drive in the family car, I used to love to stick my head out the window, until one time we passed an oncoming car and my head knocked off a dog's head.
Ha!
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