MVJ's New Tricks

Here is the list of MVJ's new tricks:

*giving high fives

*acting accordingly to someone asking, "How big is MVJ??" --- except that she usually only raises her left arm to "Soooooooo big!"  She thinks this is hilarious, too.

*crawling around and getting into everything -- she especially loves to turn on the Blu-Ray player and eat Daddy's headphones for the computer -- we're hoping all this moving around is the reason behind her whopping FOUR OUNCE (actually a little under that) weight gain in three months -- we're headed back in for a weight check in a few weeks

*giggling and laughing and smiling so big - she is quite the little flirt and knows how to work the crowd!

*chewing on her blankie -- I'll put her down in her crib and she'll fuss until I put her blankie over her -- then she chews on the satin outer layer until she falls asleep

*being a naughty naughty either before going to sleep or after she's woken up --- she pulls herself up (thank GOODNESS we already lowered her crib when we realized she was on the move with her crawling), and sometimes her leg will get stuck between the bars -- or just the other day she was slumped in a corner -- she must have fallen after pulling herself up and couldn't get out of that position!  Stinker!  She pulls herself up on other things as well - it's so crazy to see my little baby turn into such a big girl!

*being a naughty naughty on the changing table -- gone are the days of "easy" diaper changes when she would just lay there!  She is a twisty-turny mess -- I've taken to bribing her with a book snack just so I can get the job done without poop on the changing cover!  Oh no!  I just realized the poopetrator is back!

*eating even more table food!  Now I'm worried about her nutrition.  It's so much easier when they just drink boobie juice and then really easy when the food is prepackaged - just make sure to balance out the fruits and veggies... but now it's like... there's a whole world of food just waiting for her!  I read about the dangers of salt and have been trying to avoid that like the plague - but she has eaten (salt free) french fries, soda crackers (unsalted tops), mac and cheese, etc.

I'm sure there are more that I'm forgetting will remember as soon as I publish this, but that's all for now!

Least helpful waiter EVER.

My parents were here last weekend, which is always a fun event.  After a full morning of shopping -- one in which MVJ came home with an EXERSAUCER!! -- we decided to go to W's in EGF for lunch.  It was seat yourself and we chose to sit in a booth.  My mom asked a waitress if we could have a highchair, and she said she'd send our waiter right over.  After a few minutes our waiter came over for our drink order.  We gave it along with an appetizer order.  He came back with our drinks - no problem - and I asked him about the highchair (I assumed the waitress had asked him about it).  So still, no problems.  

Then, I asked him if we could order a banana or a similar fruit to feed MVJ (we had not planned to stop for lunch, so I was the unprepared Mommy - thank goodness MVJ has been a rockstar at big girl food lately).  He said they didn't have anything like that.  I said, "No banana splits or anything like that?"  He said no... so we just left it at that.  Then I wanted to order two pancakes.  He said they could only do three.  I have weird eating habits and have ordered pancakes at many different places, despite JJ's scolding me for going out to eat something that is so easy and inexpensive to make at home!  Anyways, it has never been a problem to order one or two pancakes.  I was like, whatever, that's fine.  He came back a short while later and said they would only give me five pancakes.  At that point it just seemed kind of ridiculous.  I don't think I made a big deal about it, but I did say, "Really?"  He was all, "Well, they're not very big!"  I was like fine, just bring me the pancakes.  By this time MVJ is starting to get fussy and he is seeming to be irritated by that.  My Dad orders a burger.  He called it a "W Burger" and the guy was kind of snotty about it.  He was all "We don't have a W Burger.  Do you mean the (insert the name of whatever the burger was called) burger?"  MVJ is up in arms and we decide shortly after the waiter brings our appetizer that we'll have to get our food to go.  He agrees to bring it right out.  It seems to take a while (of course I'm walking around bouncing MVJ in an attempt to pacify her so it may have SEEMED just a bit longer than it actually was).  MVJ, my Mom and I decide to head back to the van and my Dad comes shortly after with the food and we had a lovely meal at home while MVJ fell fast asleep in her crib.    

After writing it all out it seems like it was no big deal.  I guess you just kind of had to be there.  He just seemed to rub me the wrong way and then those little things just added to the whole experience.  

Baby Bully

MVJ LOVES babies.  She loves them a little bit TOO much at times.  And she is turning into an overexcited baby bully.  Yikes!  When she gets together with her friends, she is the one screaming in their faces, tugging on their ears and even knocking them over in a rush to see them, give them lovies, and just generally learn about other beings.  She just gets so excited and can't help herself!  It seems like all of her friends are docile and easy going.  Poor things.  I hope she settles down and hope they can defend themselves soon!

Her favorite books are the ones where real babies are pictured.  All I have to do is turn the page and say, "Where's the baby?" to get a big smile and squeal!  She loves the mirror.  Again, a simple "Where's the baby?" or "Who's that cute girl?" elicits a very happy response.

Dental Issues

I am such a bad Mommy.  I haven't been very faithful about brushing my daughter's teeth until recently.  But seriously, WHO would stick her finger protected only by the thin film of her finger tooth brush into a baby's mouth --- especially a mischievous baby with SIX teeth??!  But lately MVJ has taken a huge interest in me brushing my teeth.  Oh, that and her breath started to stink!  I blame eating more "table food".  My baby's getting so big!  Another milestone to check off the list: bad breath.  Oh dear!  Anyways, I've started brushing her teeth at least twice a day.  She LOVES it.  And she's usually really good.  Thank goodness!

As I'm beginning to notice, her attention span is like 2.7 seconds, so breaking up the monotony of herding her away from electronics is a good thing.  I DO think we can try a big girl toothbrush soon too, which is exciting.  Just now as I've been writing this I tried to find the technical name for the "finger tooth brush" so I went to Target's website, only to find out that IS the technical name.  But, after entering "baby toothbrush" this is what came up.  That baby looks way too happy - must be a good thing!  And three months and up?  Where have I been??

Another dental issue?  Men, you can go ahead and be done reading now.  While MVJ hasn't bit me for a very long time, her teeth are just so big that she has been injuring me (a lot) during breastfeeding.  OUCH!  I cried one time.  Seriously.  There has been blood after her eating.  I contacted... well... my SIL LJ's friend, but now I consider her my friend too!... anyways my friend TN for advice.  She gave me some really valuable suggestions, among them a thing called a nipple shield.  I thought like that sounded like an easy fix and tried it out.  Little miss sassy herself was not, I repeat NOT ok with Mommy changing up her feeding situation and ripped it off of me.  OUCH x10.  SO, I have not used one again, and have instead used lots of lansinoh cream to help sooth my skin while it heals.  It has gotten a much thicker skin and that has definitely seemed to help.  Darn vampy (vampire) baby with all these teeth!

Blegh... tests... blegh

Today is the official last day of state testing for my kids taking the actual state test anyways (Alternate Assessments start soon!).  PHEW!  I have four groups of students and read each and every test question to them (some multiple times --- like for the reading comprehension, I read the directions, then the questions/choices, then have them read the passage, then read each question/choice again!).  People.  There are FIVE Reading and Language Arts tests and FOUR Math tests x 4 groups... you get the picture, right?  I actually lost my voice Thursday, which was perfect timing (ugh), but thankfully Mrs. W. covered my morning group and Ms. M. covered my next groupie.  Yikes!  I believe I should get workman's comp!

Sometimes it's tough to read each thing and be with a small group because I know what they should be putting and sometimes they just AREN'T!  One of my colleagues said she's stopped looking at which choices her students are making because it's too depressing.  One of my other colleagues said that she purposefully doesn't read the passages (to herself -- we aren't allowed to read the passages aloud because of the skills the state is assessing is students' abilities to read and comprehend on their own) so that she doesn't know which choices are the correct answers.  This is a good plan, really, so she doesn't emphasize the right answer and all that.

I am just trying to make the environment totally relaxed.  Some kids get really nervous about these tests (and some should maybe care a BIT more!).  I guess only time will tell if all of our efforts to do well on these stinkin' tests have paid off!

Budget

So, I have to be honest.  We did awesome our first few months being on our budget.  This month... not so much.  BUT, we are still making much better progress than we did before.  We're out of our money from the envelopes today - BUT JJ still has some money in his billfold and it is close to the end of our month (ends on the 15th).  Blame it on JJ being gone for a little trip -- with eating out on both of our ends (without JJ of course I had to eat out at least a few times -- I can only sustain myself on cereal and PB&Js for so long)... or MVJ needing new toys... or MVJ's eating habits... or being sick and needing different supplies (more kleenix, more tylenol, more nyquil/dayquil, etc.)... or needing to buy treats for a few different occasions... orrrrrrr...

I knew the toughest months were coming up -- whenever it starts getting close to the holidays I feel frantic to buy presents.  I am a gift giver from way back.  I wish I were more creative and could make worthwhile projects that don't cost a ton.  Any ideas??  : )

Nine Months tomorrow!

I can't believe Miss MVJ is already *almost* nine months old!  Here's a quick update:

1) She is CRAWLING!  Oh boy!  She seemed to be such a lazy baby we didn't think she'd ever make a move, but, oh boy, she is a moover and groover!  She especially loves to get into things she shouldn't.  JJ put her down one day and turned around to see her shaking as she held a container of batteries.  It seemed like she knew she was being naughty but she was just thrilled by it.  Yikes!!

2) She waves hello and goodbye (without modeling)!  If she's being shy she won't do it, but for some reason she loves to say "buh-bye" to Daddy as I carry her off to bed.

3) MVJ loves to stand, but definitely needs help in this endeavor (not necessarily Mommy or Daddy, but it could be the couch, her toy, etc.).

4) She LOVES feeding herself, and with six teeth, she definitely has the chompers to try new food.  We're trying to build up her repertoire of "real people" food -- Daddy is more adventurous than Mommy.  MVJ has eaten chunks of banana, apple, and cheese, crackers, canned fruit cocktail, and of course cheerios.  She does NOT like cheese, but what a new taste to someone who's only had fruits, veggies, cereal, and recently meat - I'm sure she'll get used to it!  Her favs are Gerber snacks, but they get so expensive - especially when MVJ would eat them 24/7 if we let her!

5) MVJ loves medicine.  Oh man!  At least she takes it well... but hopefully this doesn't turn into a habit!  : )

6) MVJ seems to have become a cuddler.  She still does NOT like to rock, but when she gets tired, she'll stand into my lap so that I lift her up and she puts her head on my shoulder.  It's just about the sweetest thing ever!

7) Yesterday, when I went to "rescue" her from her crib after nap time, she was sitting up in the corner.  I guess it's time to lower that mattress!  Yikes!  It's only a matter of time before she pulls herself up!

Poor babe!

Last week, MVJ started getting crud in her nose, which developed into a full-on runny nose, which developed into becoming a demon baby who would not sleep ALL NIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT.  WHICH... developed into her first trip to the clinic that wasn't a well-baby check up.  WHICH developed into her very first diagnosis of EAR INFECTION.  Yuck!  My poor sweet baby girl is sick!  : (  Apparently I got ear infections quite often when I was a baby - let's hope this is NOT one of those things I passed on to my child!  Seriously, one whiff of the amoxicilan brought back memories of that bubble gum medicine that frequented our refridgerator growing up.  Once, my brother actually broke out of his crib to find more of that sweet tasting medicine...

Anyways, today I took a day of "sick child leave" (which is a fabulous thing to have I think).  I know it wasn't completely necessary since JJ is home with her, but I just had to be there.  My BABY WAS SICK!  M-m was just discontent the whole day, becoming super tired crabby and then taking about 15 minute naps before waking up screaming.  In other news, she IS still eating like a trooper... stinker!  But, at the clinic she weighed in at 17 pounds, so obviously she's not porking out as much as I thought she was!